Cute Blinking Unicorn

cositas-varias:

Feliz fiestas patrias a todos los Chilenos

Pikachu dieciochero vestido de huaso con sus terremotos.

Dato histórico: Conmemoración de la Primera Junta Nacional de Gobierno el 18 de septiembre de 1810 lo cual inicio la independencia de Chile.

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)

spoopycecil:

this was one of those episodes that I just wanted to draw everything from

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

goldfishandumbrella:

Sally Donovan in S4 getting the promotion she’s been dreaming about for years and when Sherlock and John walk into a crime scene Sherlock says something like ”Ah, Sergeant Donovan, here we are again” and Sally just raises an eyebrow and shows Sherlock her badge before correcting him smoothly with a ”Detective Inspector Donovan”

haanigram:

i regret this

rize-san:

this whole situation could have been avoided if Kaneki Ken was gay

estroboscopios:

hotboysofficial:

the worst part about being a Canadian child was colouring in Nunavut

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bitches aint got shit on chile